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As lore would have it, our founder's mother made him don long johns before every boot hockey game. Running, swinging, and defending would make those old waffle-knits uncomfortably hot and sweaty. They were bulky, and he hated how they were tight around the knees—not what a boot hockey player needs when he's trying to hustle on the ice. A few snips of the scissor and two cuts later, the first iteration of the Short John was born. We took into consideration everything that bothered our young boot hockey player and used that knowledge to create a new kind of thermal underwear perfect for active people. What you see today has all the benefits of traditional base layer pants but better. Awkward bunching at the knee? Overheating? Loose waistband? These are all things of the past. These thermal bottoms are perfect for both casual and active wear. Wear them under your jeans, use them as an effective base layer, or lounge in them all day long. Sir Short John's No Fly Zone Womens Thermal Underwear Bottoms are perfect for whatever the day has in store. So be sure to snap up your pair or be chilled.
Long Johns, But Short - Goodbye, old-fashioned long johns—welcome Sir Short John! Our new ladies thermal underwear hit right at the knee. Overheating? Bunching? Riding down? Thanks to its plush waistband and double-stitched leg openings, these are all a thing of the past.
Layer Up - Our thermal long janes are an unexpected way to take the edge off a cold winter morning, and a godsend in the months when afternoons warm up. They're great for lounging around, wearing under your favorite jeans, or taking to bed on a cold night.
No Detail Spared - These womens thermal bottoms feature waffle-knit cotton that provides a breathable yet warm layer next to the skin, while its 4-way stretch moves with you. Sturdy, double-stitched leg openings protect from the elements, while the plush waistband prevents rolling.
Unisex Sizing - Sir Short John is a unisex thermal bottom. Both the Gold "Fly Zone" and Rose Gold "No Fly Zone" are based on men's measurements. We recommend that women order a size down from their usual size. Please reference the size chart to find the best fit.
Sir Short John Guarantee - From the snow to the office and everywhere in between, we hope that our waffle thermal underwear for women keeps you warm all winter long. If for any reason you're not satisfied, reach out to our Customer Support Team and we'll make it right for you.
